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Happy Easter

I hope everyone is have a great day with their families. I am having a great day, and being at work. When I get off work I am going to pick up my mom, and we are going to shirleys house for dinner.

my day so far

I went to lunch late. I forgot what side of the building I parked at. When I got to my car I decided not to go to subway, and I would go to taco bell. I got to taco bell, then I forgot my card at work. I had to go to walmart get money and then I went to mcdonalds. Now I am back at work eating my lunch.

Best divorce ever

Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.SO. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

I did it!! 5.6 lbs

I went to the doctor on tuesday, and it went ok. They are tested my throyid, because I hadn't had that ckd in a while. I just went to get my persrcription, and I will be back on track for that. they tested by liver ensymes, because they have been running high, and my blood sugar. When they test that it was about 111 which is not bad.


saturday night

I had a great time on saturday night. I went to Mikes, and had a great time as usual. I stayed out till 4a so I didn't go to work on sunday. I just stayed on the couch all day long. It was nice to do nothing all day long. tomorrow I have a doctors appointment, and I hope that goes well. then I will have 2 days off. Woohoo!!

long ass day

OMG... seriously I have had the worst day of the world. I have had 4 calls that last more than an hour. UGH!!! thats what you get when you take calls to help fix PDA and Laptops. My lap top calls were OK, but all the other calls have been Windows mobile phones. Mainly HTC, AND MOTO ROLLA Q PHONES.... ERRRRRRRR

going out

Tonight I am going out with Teresa, and Tiffany to Eichens, and then tomorrow night I am going out to Mikes. We were going out to the Rinestone, but one of the managers is leaving sprint, so there is a huge party at mikes. I love mikes... it's so much fun. I miss going out to the gay bars, gosh its been forever since I have been there. but, hanging out with sprint friends everyone goes to mikes. woohoo!! I have had just as much fun there as I did at the gar bars.

Mar. 13th, 2008

I did really good yesterday. I had 25 points, and I ckd my sugar, and it was at 95. This morning I get up, and it was 125. The only thing I could figure out was that I ate a sugar free ice cream around 9pm last night. So, not only do I have to watch fat, sugar, and now carbs. Because IF I do have diabetis then I have to watch that more.

OH, and Cody has really been into BibleMan. It has really helped him, and he interested in reading about bible verses last night. I am so pleased that He is understanding what god and jesus can do for him in his life. He will be the next preacher in the family.. LOL

blood sugar

Last night I ckd my sugar after 2 hours of eating, and it was 147. I ckd it before and it was 117, so it did go up. this morning I ckd it, and it was back down to 105. I am afriad I am going to get the bad news that I am a diabetic. hopefully, I can control it by diet, which I am already doing now, and not medicine.

DIABETIS RUNS IN THE FAMILY LIKE CRAZY --- My Great Grandma, uncle, mom, and 2 cousins have it. My other cousin has Hypoglacimic, which isn't any better, but she controls her by diet.

All week I have been craving a hotdog from sonic with chili and cheese. I get the coney deal with a diet limade. LOL that's what drove my sugar up. BOO!!, and it was like 16 points. In the future when I go there, I can get a regular coney with chili and cheese, and small fries. There will only be half the points. I am still learning, but I am getting better.

Tonight we are having speghetti squash, and I think of a salad I will have my cauliflour soup I made yesterday. I need to exercise more, and now that it's sunny when I get off work I think I will be ok.

doctor appointment

I went to weight watchers, and I had gained 2 lbs. But, because of PMS they said that can happen. Also, my mom has been taking my sugar, and it has been running kinda of high. its been 122, 127, and today it was 137... so, that means maybe it might be diabetic time. it runs bad in my family so I am hoping that I will be fine.

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